[His eyesockets manage to blink. Truly, these are the questions that drive home that, as much as underground captivity had its downsides, at least they had an internet. Television. And, generally, electronic entertainment of various forms. Some of these worlds hadn't even had the benefits of human trash to sift through...?]

...Yes, you've hit the nail on the head! That's exactly right. Storytelling performances, that suit even the most indoorsy of listeners. We'll have to settle for in-person, but telling entertaining lies is more fun than telling hard truths anyway.