[For somebody without lungs, he's very good at heaving a long-suffering sigh.]

I can see why you would think that... You're not the first person to ask...

[Another sigh. This is another of those questions he really should have gotten on with coming up with a spiel about, but he just hadn't gotten around to it yet. Maybe he should make the time now, with all the time he can't spend on a proper internet.]

But no. Not if I'm the one eating, and I'm paying any attention. My brother, however... He does that on purpose sometimes. A joke, he says, but I call it a mess.