A set of name suggestion rules... Hmm! [That is an idea he can get behind. Really put his backbone into convincing people of, and so on and so forth.] Rule one... no terrible skeleton puns. Rule two... not the name of anyone here, or any of my friends from before...

[Since, after all, the people here are all potential friends, even if they aren't friends yet. There's always a bright side to look on, if one works at it.]